Facts & Figures
By Number of Haverford students registered to vote through the SPN/FIG online system: 533
Denial, Cocaine, and Denial
By Dan O’Keefe It’s been one week now since that great collective “SHIT!” swept across campus like Sherman through Georgia, burning and pillaging all the “hope” and “future economic security” in its path, and while some may still be considering violent revolt, expatriation, or suicide, I feel that Bi-Co students should stay cool, keep a...
Dick Wynn Passes Go, Collects $200
By David LangliebLast Word Editor Haverford V.P. of Finance Dick Wynn passed Go and collected $200 this Tuesday, according to sources. The move came shortly after his acquisition of a plot of land on the south side of Haverford’s campus where he will borrow against the endowment to construct a new dormitory and possibly a...
Biblical Tax Reform?
By Laura Wolfe Now that the presidential election is over, the constant stream of slogans, debates, political bashing, and promises coming from our TVs and radios have faded away. As a country, we are left to wonder what the future actually holds. Where will we be two or three years from now?
Top Ten Places to Defect…to
By James Weissinger “If Bush wins again, I’m movin’ ta Canada!” During the past two months, how many times have you overheard this defiant cry of the leftist stripling? And where are these rabble-rousers now? Canada? Hah! No; they’re sitting right here, in the Dining Center, next to you in class, at a computer screen,...
The Eventual Death of America
By Ben Buchwalter This week we mourn the eventual death of the United States of America. In the final days of a nation too devoid of sense to help itself, Democrats across campus grieve the potential of the next four years while Republicans roam Haverford’s paths, jubilantly taunting their ideological foes. One would have hoped...
SPN Rocks The Vote At Haverford
By Politically, our generation is most often dubbed as both “liberal” and “apathetic.” There is no denying that the majority of Haverford and Bryn Mawr students are liberal, but on November 2nd Haverford students demonstrated anything but apathy.
The Johns Have Been Flushed
By Greg Reed It has been a week since that fateful day in American politics. I spent the day, five hours ahead with the time difference, waiting patiently for polling data to come in. My father and I exchanged phone calls as he updated me on any information that he had heard. Initially, he expressed...